Politics

‘I like my shoes’: The wit & wisdom of Theresa May

Early years

‘As a child I had to wait until my father had finished his services before I could open my presents. It felt like a very long wait.’ – On childhood Christmases, 2016

‘I have to confess when me and my friends used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren’t too pleased about that.’ – 2017

‘I was not allowed to do any overt political activity when I was at home. My father felt it was wrong for a clergyman to show any party allegiance.’ – 2016

‘I thought I’d rather not face the trauma of men at breakfast.’ – On choosing a single-sex college at Oxford, 2002


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‘You know what some people call us: the nasty party.’ – At the Tory conference, 2002

‘I have had calls from people who want to book me for programmes that are not perhaps about politics.’ – On being mistaken for Teresa May, 2002

‘Perhaps the chancellor would describe his relationship with the prime minister as the White Stripes track “Every Day I Love You Less And Less”.’ – On Gordon Brown and Tony Blair, 2006 (The song was actually by the Kaiser Chiefs)

‘We are seeing a government that is in its last dying throes.’ – On Gordon Brown’s government, 2009


Home secretary

‘Let me be clear. You need to speak English to learn at our education establishments. If you can’t, we won’t give you a visa.’ – 2011

‘To those who say the judges were too tough, I say the guilty should get what they deserve.’ – On the sentencing of rioters, 2011

‘Let’s stop pretending the police are being picked on.’ – To the Police Federation, 2012

‘We must – and will – resist calls for the mandatory relocation or resettlement of migrants across Europe. Such an approach would only strengthen the incentives for criminal gangs to keep plying their evil trade.’ – 2015

‘If we want to control immigration – and bring it down to the tens of thousands – we must take some big decisions, face down powerful interests and reinstate the original principle underlying free movement within the EU.’ – 2015


Vision

‘My pitch is very simple. I’m Theresa May and I think I’m the best person to be prime minister of this country.’ – Announcing her candidature for the Tory leadership, 2016

‘My vision is a country that works for everyone.’ – 2016

‘The government I lead will be driven not by the interests of the privileged few but by yours. We will do everything we can to give you more control over your lives.’ – As she became prime minister, 2016

‘I want a country where your background does not define your future and class distinctions are a thing of the past.’ – 2018

‘I want to help make us a country where no-one feels the need to hide who they are or who they love.’ – 2018

‘Nobody should have to sleep rough and that’s why we must do all we can to help the most vulnerable in our society get the support they need.’ – 2018

‘We want to lead the world in preventing tourism…’ – Misspeaking in 2017

‘If you believe you’re a citizen of the world, you’re a citizen of nowhere.’ – 2016


Personal life

‘It’s not a cup of cocoa I reach for. It’s more like a shoe shop.’ – Where she finds comfort, 2003

‘I’ve always said that a woman should be able to choose how she dresses.’ – 2017

‘I used to own a share in a race horse called Dome Patrol. We won one race, at Wolverhampton.’ – 2016

‘There’s boy jobs and girl jobs.’ – On her marriage, 2017

‘I’ve never done karaoke.’ – 2017


Prime minister

‘There is an immediate need for political certainty and economic confidence following the referendum. So that means no second referendum and no general election before 2020.’ – 2016

‘The country is coming together, but Westminster is not.’ – As she called a general election, 2017

‘I had the balls to call an election.’ – 2017

‘I’m the person who got us into this mess and I’m the one who will get us out of it.’ – To the 1922 Committee, after the 2017 election

‘I am not a quitter.’ – 2017

‘I’m serving my country and my party. I’m not a quitter and there’s a long-term job to be done.’ – 2018

‘I will shortly leave the job it has been the honour of my life to hold.’ – 2019

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Brexit

‘Brexit means Brexit, and we’re going to make a success of it.’ – To the Tory conference, 2016

‘These terms that have been identified – hard Brexit, soft Brexit, black Brexit, white Brexit, grey Brexit. Actually, I think what we should be looking for is a red, white and blue Brexit.’ – 2016

‘There must be no attempts to remain inside the EU, no attempts to rejoin it through the back door, and no second referendum.’ – 2016

‘No deal for Britain is better than a bad deal for Britain.’ – 2017

‘You can trust me to deliver. I will not let you down.’ – 2018

‘There has been much jocularity around the term “Brexit means Brexit” but it does mean Brexit.’ – 2018

‘Don’t let anyone here think that there is a better deal to be won by shouting louder.’ – 2018

‘This House has indulged itself on Europe for too long.’ – 2019


And finally…

‘I don’t think I am similar to any of the characters in Harry Potter.’ – 2017

‘If standing up for what you believe to be right is being “bloody difficult”, then so be it.’ – 2016

‘I don’t think I am in the least robotic.’ – 2017

‘I like my shoes.’ – 2017

‘I’m Theresa May. I do things my way.’ – 2017


 

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